Notes From the Staff Room ~ by EmBot

Prologue
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Harry Potter, for all of his knowledge of his unfortunately unchangeable faults, had failed to recognize one thing about himself. He was a very curious person. Not even curious, some would say, but nosy. Because of this, Harry was always wondering what the teachers did in their spare time. They couldn't possibly be as boring as they seemed in class.

So Harry, who had numerous schemes always spinning inside of his head, came up with the brilliant idea to enter the staff room using his invisibility cloak. And because Harry was such a generous person, he decided to let his best friends, Ron and Hermione, in on his inspired plan. After three failed attempts, however, Harry's spirit was somewhat dampened. If they were going to get in, they were going to have to get creative.

On Monday, the twenty-fourth of January, the opportune moment had finally arrived. Boxes of materials were being moved into the staff room at rapid intervals. Naturally, the door was left open. This was the first time Harry and his cronies were fortunate enough to enter, but throughout the following months, they found many more chances to enter the forbidden room.

This is a collection of the entries of observations of the staff at Hogwarts during Harry's third year, along with some of their dictated dialogues. Some of the following entries may be represented wrongfully. Read at your own risk!

Sincerely,

The Owner of the Entries

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