Word Game 5 ~ Harry Potter and the Cauldron of Calamity

Harry Potter and the Cauldron of Calamity
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I fixed spelling errors, the rest is how it was submitted on the forum!

Sevy's Gal = Periwinkle

Snapescat = Maroon

Brandyllyn = Teal

EmBot = Pepto Bismol

Jinny = Mandarin

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He'd never been in this kind of situation before. Nervously, he looked behind him, nope, no one there. With a shake of his wrist he turned back to the predicament at hand. Potter was standing in the cauldron... again.

"Mr. Potter how do you continue to put yourself in such compromising position?"

"Position?" Harry asked.

"The cauldron, Mr Potter?" Snape snapped with an inquisitive touch.

Harry recoiled in disgust. "Don't touch me! Ew, geasy git."

"I did not touch you, you foul, loathesome, evil scarheaded brat!" Snape snapped.

"You did!" Harry shouted. "And you're ICKY!" Harry looked at him, intense loathing in his pickled toad green eyes. Snape walked towards the door, intent on finding a gruesome torture instrument with which to maime or otherwise harm Mr. Potter. "Don't you come any closer!" Harry screamed like a girl.

"Get out of the cauldron," Snape snapped irritably. Harry suddenly quacked and did the chicken. "He's finally snapped," Snape muttered, rolling his eyes.

"Not quacked," Harry protested. "Chickened!"

"Holy Lord!" cried Hermione, who had just entered by way of a flying motorcycle. "Snape got Harry dancing! Now what will we do?" Quite suddenly Snape began to snap to the beat of Can't Hold Us Down by Xtina. "Stop it!," screamed Hermione, obviously turned on by the Potion Master's rakish wit and snarky tone, and his graceful finger-snapping. Who could resist the way that greasy hair shone in the candlelight?

Harry stared at Hermione in disgust. "Snap outta it 'Mione! That's Snape you're ogling!" Hermione seemed to come out of a trance. With a flutter of her eyelashes, Hermione turned to Harry.

"Sorry, Harry...but look at his hands moving over the great--" Snape silenced her with a secret handkercheif that happened to appear out of thin air and smothered her face until her arms grew limp, then she fell to the floor.

"You've killed her!" screamed Harry, a tear trickling down his cheek.

"Silence, Potter!" Snape barked. "And if I did, it's all for the better. Bossy bushy-haired know it all." Harry gaped at the Potions Master in awe.

"I've never seen you be so...evil! Sure, a snide comment with the occasional glare we've come to know, but even you shouldn't be so vile as to kill Hermione!"

"You like my glares?" Snape asked, his voice choked as he wiped a tear from his obsidian eyes. Harry gasped - his eyes full of sympathy and concern.

"You - you can cry?" He stuttered.

"Yes dammit, I - I can cry! I can also hand out detentions! So a detention for you and a swift kick-"

"Severus!" Snape snapped around to face Professor McGonagall, standing in the doorway, bagpipes under her arm and stern expression on her face. "You should be ashamed!" she snapped. "I know just what you did last summer!" Snape gasped in alarm.

"How did you know that , you overgrown -" he was silenced by bats swooping from thin air and grabbing onto the robes of the Potter boy and lifting the big-headed boy from his cauldron. Harry yelled with fright and tried to wriggle free, but to no avail.

"Let me go!" he demanded. All of the sudden a terrible noise sounded and thus entered Hagrid.

'Harry! Where're those bats takin' yeh?"

"Who knows?" Harry shrugged.

"Everyone get out of my lover's sweet dungeons of sin!" cried Lucius Malfoy, who had appeared in a pink halter top which made his grey eyes gleam prettily in roseate light. Snape started at the sound.

"It's getting a bit crowded don't you think?" Harry pointed to the next person who had so graciously joined them.

"Lucius! What are you wearing?!" Snape bellowed, having found his juggling pins and proceeded to showcase his talents to all.

"Woot! Juggle like the Barnum actors!" Harry shrieked.

"What are you on about?!"

"Barnum. It's a Broadway show."

"Keep that foul Muggle vocabulary to yourself," Lucius spat. "Now I've come for Hagrid."

"Hagrid?" Harry asked, perplexed. "Why?"

"I get to clean out Grawp's playpin!" Lucy answered excitedly. The others glanced around nervously. Lucius did a gleeful jig.

"Oh dear, he's lost it," Someone from the peanut gallery declared.

"We have a peanut gallery?" Harry asked, perplexed.

"But of course! That explains those ridiculous fansites devoted to me!" Snape said.

"The world is so much clearer now," Harry declared. "It's as if I've been rebirthed in a world with all the colourful answers of the rainbow."

"Answers of the rainbow?" Snape demanded, oblivious to what he was on about.

"It's a metaphor," Harry said.

"Bloody Hell. Everyone out!" Snape bellowed, slamming the door and breathing a sigh of relief at the now empty room.

~FIN~

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